British Gas

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Gasius: How’s things?

David Sausage: Yeah they’re really good thanks.

Gasius: Wahh… The triennial is on innit? We can go hang out and see some things.

David Sausage: Yah? In Hull?

Gasius: No!

David Sausage: Haaaahaha I thought you were talking about Hull!

Gasius: No… I’m not going to Hull… I could live without going there!

Laughter

David Sausage: Bloody hell! I thought, that’s the first time I’ve ever heard of a tri.. Triangu…Triangle anything in Hull!!!

Gasius: Try drugs

David Sausage: Yeah there is something like that on.

Gasius: Yeah, it’s on til November.

David Sausage: I’m just not arsed about it.

Gasius: Why?

David Sausage: Is just yknow too… Woh! Is that Hard Gay?

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(looks over to a domed tent next door to the Gasius Textiles Exhibit)

Gasius: Wuh….? (Turns head) Is that actually his name?!

David Sausage: Yeah… I think it might be him!!!

Gasius: Have you seen his sculpture? It’s the most amazing sculpture I’ve ever seen!!!

David Sausage: Well, that’s funny because I was only talking about him with my wife the other day. He was really famous on TV about a year or two ago. He was on all the shows and that and then what happens is…
Things kind of switch very quickly and they kind of disappear from TV. He was a one trick pony.

Gasius: Go and look at his sculpture. It’s amazing. He’s actually a pretty good painter…

David Sausage: Aw is that really him?

Gasius: Could be a doppelganger. Ruth this is Spam.

Ruth: Hello. Have you been to a wedding?

David Sausage: Ahhhhh… I’m a priest!

Gasius: He is actually a priest.

Ruth: Are you? Oh.. WOW!

David Sausage: So… Er………. Yeah… I kinda………

Ruth: Which church do you work with?

David Sausage: Errr lots of different ones.

Ruth: Oh so freelance?

David Sausage: (Nervous laughter) aha yeah freelance priest, that’s my gig.

Ruth: Oh right…. Haha ….. Ha

David Sausage: Is that your tent?

Ruth: It’s my friends tent, I’m just helping.

David Sausage: Your English is very smooth, why?!

(Laughing)

Ruth: I used to live in London.

Gasius: Go and check out the sculpture dude.

(Walks over to Hard Gay)

Kid: かっこいい!

Hard Gay: かっこいいですか?マジですか?…きねん にねん?

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(Hard Gay is peering over his glasses at this point properly staring this young Japanese kid out, everyone is laughing.)

Kid:きねんお願いします…

David Sausage: Excuse me, can I ask you a few questions?

Hard Gay: A few questions? Yes.

David Sausage: What happened to that guys arse?

(Laughter)

Hard Gay: What happened?!

David Sausage: Yeah it looks like it’s been sucked in or something…

Hard Gay: Ah huh… Nanto yu da ne?!… Ahm pardon me?

David Sausage: I mean WHAT HAPPENED?!

Hard Gay: What happened? Everything…
In the world…

David Sausage: …Got sucked into his arse?!

(Laughter) Got sucked into the arse!

David Sausage: That’s got to hurt… Wow… (Laughter)

Hard Gay: (Laughter) so, how about that?

David Sausage: Yeah, it’s very impressive.

Hard Gay: Oh thank you!

David Sausage: I like the style. This is Hard Gay right?

Hard Gay: (Surprised) yeah yeah yeah you know me?

David Sausage: You’re Hard Gay?

Hard Gay: Yeah

David Sausage: (Laughter) yeah very good!

Hard Gay: Real Hard Gay ね?

David Sausage: Excellent. I didn’t know you were a painter.

Hard Gay: YES Paintarrrrrrr! Performer, Comedian,,, EVERYTHING!!! Into the arse.

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David Sausage: HA Ha ha,,. Into the arse! You give it everything!

Hard Gay: Heh. You,,, Do you live in Japan?

David Sausage: I do yeah. That’s why I know you.

Hard Gay: I design t-shirts and badges. I designed these (shows badges)

David Sausage: Oh かっこいい!

Girl: 本当にかっこいいですね

David Sausage: Thank you. Thanks a lot. Nice to meet you.

Hard Gay: Thank you! Thank you so…

David Sausage: I’ve got a card. I’m gonna give you m’card.

Hard Gay: Cut?

David Sausage: Card. Here.

Hard Gay: Chat mat…

David Sausage: ちょっと待って

Hard Gay: Chowmatte… Oh… CHOTTOMATTE! (laughs) ちょっと待って!! Haha ONLY chotto matte?!

David Sausage: Only chotto matte.

(Walking down the stairs of LaForet on the way to power lunch with Gasius, Ruth and Micke aka PMKFA)

David Sausage: You know what? I don’t know if I should show you this… I’m not sure if you’re Christian or not but here’s my card…

Ruth: My parents are. That’s where my name came from.

David Sausage: Sorry if you find this offensive or something but…

Gasius: He’s only allowed to show it to real Christians!

Laughter

David Sausage: Where are we going Rus?

Gasius: No idea. Let’s follow these two.

Michael: “Monster Cosplay” woh…

Gasius: What is Cosplay?

David Sausage: Puttin costumes on

Gasius: Right

Micheal: Playing around in costumes

Gasius: Play. Costume. Right.

Ruth: They’re gonna get dressed up and do Cosplay in the karaoke.

David Sausage: Really? In a karaoke room?

Ruth: Yeah

David Sausage: Man that sounds good I’ll be able to rock my priest outfit.

Gasius: Yeah you’ll be able to go after work. Go to karaoke and all the kids’ll be like fucking WOW that’s the new shit. Start rocking it with a top hat.

David Sausage: I think it’d look good.

Gasius: Yeah. Do you think they’ll let you customise it?

Laughing

David Sausage: Yeah! I’ll put some gold skulls on it next to the crosses!

Laughing

Gasius: Oh that reminds me have you seen that weird religion church thing, they’ve got like swastikas on the doors?

David Sausage: That’s Buddhist symbols.

Gasius: They’ve got these like saints on the outside… Definitely NOT Buddhist. These Japanese saints have got like halos that’s not Buddha is it?

David Sausage: Really woh I’d like to see that.

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Gasius: Does Buddha have halos?

David Sausage: Yeah… He can rock halos as well.

Gasius: Yeah he can do it… It’s not copyrighted!

Michael: Have you seen the fake cathedral in Aoyama? The fake chapels they look slightly smaller.

David Sausage: Yeah they look like you could pick them up dont they?

Michael: You organise weddings?

David Sausage: Nah it’s not me I work for an agency.

Michael: They just want the image don’t they?

David Sausage: Exactly. I went to the interview and the priest there was like “you know, I like black people they’re very joyful and happy but we can’t use them in the weddings”

Gasius: Ohhhhhh man!

David Sausage: He said it didn’t fit the image so, it’s a shame. I just thought, you realise if you said that in America you’d be killed!

Gasius: Well it depends whereabouts in America you said that. If it was Southern America they wouldn’t flinch probably. They’d be yeah that’s alright mate, fine.

Later in the restaurant

Michael: Do you drink whisky?

Gasius: Yeah sometimes. Generally I try steer clear of spirits since I was ill from them.

Michael: Are you recovered from that?

Gasius: Yeah 99% …99.9%

David Sausage: You recovered?

Gasius: Yeah I was quite ill.

Michael: You feel different with the 0.1%?

Gasius: It’s just different if I drink a lot with stuff like that.. Well not with stuff like that it…

David Sausage: WELL THAT DON’T MAKE Y’ SPECIAL!!! Y’THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Gasius: Well yeah..

Michael: It’s good that you took him down.

David Sausage: Took him down a peg. That’s m’job. No, but you had a proper problem with drink didn’t you for ages I remember Ziml told me your body couldn’t tolerate alcohol could it?

Gasius: Yeah.

David Sausage: You, Pinky and Ziml. All three of you guys have been saying you’re not that bothered about graffiti anymore. But that to me is crazy. That was always what it was all about.

Gasius: Yeah. Yeah yeah. At the start of it, but it’s just changed now. I mean it’s just not a priority for me. I would paint if I had loads of time but I don’t have time to draw letters you know. When I have time to draw I need to do just drawings or paintings or prints. I dunno. There’s just no time furrit.

David Sausage: Everytime I paint I’ll just freestyle it. I don’t use any sketches, I just paint.

Gasius: But for me, to make the effort to go and paint I want to have an outline that I’m happy with so it’s like, as fresh as possible bit of lettering cos otherwise for me it’s pointless. It has to be the best I could do.

David Sausage: That’s your approach isn’t it?

Gasius: Yeah, it’s always been about the nicest possible letters for me. I can’t paint an outline from three years ago. I need to sit there for a good few hours and drawing drawing drawing until I get each letter the right balance of freshness. I just don’t draw letters anymore it’s just not… See that’s what I mean, I don’t have a log of outlines I can just pull out and say I really want to paint this one. And otherwise, without that I just don’t have the drive for it… I dunno.

David Sausage: You’re more into the artwork now right? The painting?

Gasius: Yeah. But even painting characters on the wall is a way of doing it. Me and Dan (Mudwig) for quite a while were painting walls with weird shit but… I just think the whole Urban Art thing… I don’t know what it’s like here, it’s probably very different but, in England especially, the whole Urban Art thing has just become so fucking played, you know (laughing)

David Sausage: Yeah, I know what you’re saying.

Gasius: It’s become like a dirty word Urban Art it’s just like eughhhh!

David Sausage: And it’s almostlike..

Gasius: ..I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t want my work to be bracketed in that. That’s some other shit that those guys are doing. Yeah I came from graffiti and its the most important thing in my work like but,

David Sausage: It just seems like a waste to me. All this stuff now. Their work it doesn’t have roots in proper graffiti like you guys, I mean Ziml and Pinky too. All these guys now they’re like “yeah, I do Urban Art” they’re milking it big time.

Gasius: Yeah I know.

David Sausage: I wouldn’t let these guys if I were you! I’d be like this is where I started. Graffiti.

Gasius: You, true but it’s become such a cliche I just don’t want to become part of it. You know what I mean? So, cheese. It’s just cheese.

Laughing

Gasius: And like fair enough, you’re selling stuff but it’s got no integrity or whatever. I don’t really wanna become like doing the street adverts. You know there’s guys that just go and paint shutters down Brick Lane it’s just like, doing their street logo over and over again and then doing screen prints of it and then selling prints because of the street advertisement and it’s just like – that’s not graffiti.

Michael: It’s a formula.

Gasius: Yeah it becomes formulaic. I dunno, there’s loads of hideous stencils and its just people are selling stuff because it’s A stencil and…

Michael: But does it sell though?

Gasius: Some of it. Yeah some of it sells really well and it’s just shit you’ve never heard of. Random random stuff and they’ve probably spent a lot of time on online forums and it’s just like, they’ve got themselves related to things.

Michael: Are there a lot of galleries and places that stock that?

Gasius: Bits yeah. Not loads but yeah there’s a few. Hideous. I don’t know, I try and ignore it.

David Sausage: Thus is what I’m saying. Bringing it all back to what it is. It’s just going to paint a wall isn’t it? And that’s why I find that really refreshing.

Gasius: Yeah. I mean, I always enjoy it.

David Sausage: Let’s go and paint then.

Gasius: Yeah of course! You’re forcing me into it?

David Sausage: Yeah I totally am!

Gasius: Hahahaha! Funny!


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