Waiting, worrying, anticipating, moaning, crying, farting, rolfing, wanking, picking, scratching and shitting all over your settee can now stop boys and girls because I say so.
Oright Lads and Ladies. Savlon here. Just posting a bit of a treat on behalf of me cow-worker, David Sausage.
He’s been out of the Chottomatte HQ since Friday due to his recooperatin from a run-in with something of a leg end down in Yokohama…
Gweetongues Olliebaddy! As we saw in our last post about the very real possibility that the Egyptians are still among us, we may see here too that erm…
Embracing something is a result of being stricken with a great fondness for that thing. Often the causes of such fondnesses are unknown. Some people are fond of what we can very loosely call the 80’s era of skaggshooting, some people actually live it and further it. What Mr.Travolta is saying here is this, “IT IS NOT ONLY POSSIBLE TO REPRESENT AN ERA, IT IS POSSIBLE TO TAKE THAT ERA FURTHETRE”.
John and absinthe are obviousely not a great combonational but as we saw with the Osaka Daggers….OOOOOOOHHH SHUT UP!!! YOU DICK!!!
Here’s two vids of Craig Questions. He’s only twenty oneish and has already killed a shitload of bullshit,
Aight! Not only has the lady pictured below got a magic husband, she’s got a neck capable of holding up 40 lbs of black Kryptonite!!
Kryptonite makes Spiderman wet himself and sometimes falling off your skateboard can make you Rolf all over your Harrrrisssss!!!!
It can also fire you up into A inferno of tension releasing, bullshit destroying, BALL OF LIBERATION!!!!!!
Lord Andy Roy is a liberator. A freedom Fightaaa!!! He understands how falling on concrete is therapy for the soul!!
LET’S WATCH THIS MOST RECENT VID AND LISTEN CAREFUL!!!
Then we can watch the next vid. Keeping in mind that when Nippon decides to embrace something, it embraces it from the core! And the core of Hardcore skateboarding is